A#      A#7     Baug    C       Cm      D       D#      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||OO    O|OO    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    |||O   
 |O||    |O||    |||O    ||||    ||||    OOO|    ||||   
 O|||    ||||    |OO|    |||O    |OOO    ||||    |OO|   
 ||||    ||||    O|||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

D#7     D#aug   F7      G       G#      G#m6    G#maj7  
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||||    ||||    ||O|    ||||    ||||    O|O|    O|||   
 ||||    |||O    O|||    |O|O    ||||    |||O    ||||   
 OOO|    |OO|    |O|O    ||O|    |O|O    |O||    |OOO   
 |||O    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||O|    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .O|||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[intro]
D# | D#aug
D# | D#aug
D# | D#aug
D# | D#aug


[verse]
D#                            G#             A#
 This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
D#                           G#            A#
 You may recall we had some trouble last year
D#                         G#              A#
 The robot council had us banished to an asteroid
D#                           G#       A#
 That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.


[pre-chorus]
       Cm/G           Baug/G          D#/G                 F7
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
           A#        A#/C    A#7/D
That's our favorite time of year.
 
Chorus
      D#              D#aug             Cm/D#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            D#7           G#maj7              Cm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          F7                    A#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      G#              G#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[bridge]
D# | D#aug
D# | D#aug


[verse]
D#                          G#           A#
 On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus,
D#                         G#           A#
 Who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
D#                            G#                   A#
 They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
D#                         G#        A#
 Not everybody's good but everyone tries.


[pre-chorus]
        Cm/G              Baug/G       D#/G          F7
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
          A#        A#/C    A#7/D
It's like a Winter Wonderland.


[chorus]
      D#              D#aug             Cm/D#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            D#7           G#maj7              Cm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          F7                    A#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      G#              G#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[solo]
D# Baug G# A#
Cm F7 G# A#
G# A#

D# | D#aug
D# | D#aug


[verse]
D#                                G#                A#
 That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
D#                               G#        A#
 We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
D#                       G#              A#
 I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
D#                               G#               A#
 And make it quick before they [message redacted].


[pre-chorus]
         Cm/G             Baug/G              D#/G             F7
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
           A#       A#/C    A#7/D
You know I love my soylent green.


[chorus]
      D#              D#aug             Cm/D#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            D#7           G#maj7              Cm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          F7                    A#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      G#              G#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.